This is a list of my best qualities and some experiences.
Check my stats! I dont need pointed at by lesser men!
I'm a nerd that thinks he's the badest motherfucker ever.

I spend time with my fiancée and kids. OR by myself. At least then I know I'm in good company. Sitting around living rooms and kitchens, doing drugs, and listening to shitheads, morons, and scumbags talk is wasted time.

Almost 3 yrs sober. Clear thinking. I just presume about 7 out of 10 people suck. Major character flaws and worse. Then strangers are about the level of annoying NPCs that dont matter. Being indifferent to things that dont matter feels like maturity. Way easier and gives me serial killer calm..

Trying to sleep sucks. Always has. Just lying there, cycling through 100K bad memories. I cant relax, always restless and i cant find mental peace. I have stiff painful restless legs, Insomnia, sleep apnea i get sleep paralysis. I think my unconscious turned off my ability to remember dreams to save my conscious from the memory of nightmares.

I jumped my RX7 off a jump, that was basically a cliff.. And went about 60ft thru the air.
Ive also had that RX7 up past 120MPH

Ive split up about 10 dog fights by Myself! where it was 2-4 dogs every time.. Each time (except once) was at least both of my hyper aggressive Pit/Shephard sisters.
The one fight was two Boston terriers. I heard my name yelled and I jumped face first over a baby gate landing hands then knees first, basicly on the two of them, and pulled em apart.
Ive been dog bit bad and bloody a few times. Hand bit twice, face bit twice.. Ankle bit once..

I learned how to Tattoo from youtube videos.
I can code software using C.
I took an IQ test and got 120.
I took my Hunters Safety Course, and got 100 on the test.
Ive taken the CPR and First aid training courses. Twice each and gotten certified 2x.
I took the two week ARC training course.
I took ZenDoKai karate as a teen and remember all of it.
I'm an Empath. I know how you feel. I can read and absorb your energy.

I lived in my Subaru Impreza for a summer. I slept in the back seat, I took out the divider so i could reach in the trunk. I didnt spend any time with anyone i knew.. Just solo Lonewolf shit! : D Swimming, Hiking, Reading etc

I can put myself in a trance with meditation, and quiet my mind to the point where there is zero thought. Complete mental silence.
I can enter a trance and let ants crawl on me, and they don’t bite til I come out of it.

Ive made my own Wine using 100 percent Grape or Apple Juice, fermentation buckets, air locks, sugar and yeast.
Ive made Apple Pie moonshine. Cooking Everclear with Apple juice and cider and cinnamon sticks.
I taught myself how to handload 12 gauge shotshell. Take primed hulls, measure out the gun powder and pour it in. push a mica slicked wad down, make sure its seated well, Pour the shot in, put in 2 overshot cards, then use a roll crimper in a drill press.
I had an infected cut on my hand, and I cauterized it with a lighter, til fat bubbled.
I can put cigarettes out with my bare feet, over any surface. Even in winter, when my feet are used to shoes.

I have over 10 Psych Ward Admissions and probably about 15ish Psychotic Breaks.
I was diagnosed with Schizoaffective disorder BiPolar Type. Because i see, hear and feel things that arn't real.
I spent 2 months in Greater Binghamton Health Center. Which is a State Psych Hospital.
I swallowed a thumb tack while I was in a State Psych Hospital.  I shit it out eventually.
I got tackled in a state psych hospital a lot.
2 guys tackled me, I was twisting the 1 guys hand with my hands behind my back. I was face down on the ground. They called an alert, strapped me to a wooden board, and rolled me into the observation room. When no one was looking I freed up my right hand. Still not looking. I grabbed my throat and squeezed it as hard as i could. I tried to crush it.. I just choked myself out. Dont know what happened after that.. I just woke up in my room the next day. 
My throat is still messed up. There are indentations where my fingers were. 

I got home from work, took LSD, and smoked meth and weed all night, (Not a good combination) I took sleeping pills, didnt fall asleep, and lived, then went to work at 8am.
I hung out in a meth lab while people were making it.. A guys kitchen and bathroom..
I did a two week binge of Heroin, via needles, but only a few times besides that.

I went for a walk into the woods at night, with my dog Zoe, after one of our other dogs ran off.. I got to a  cow bone yard, and went further. Then scanned the area with a flashlight. There were 3 groups of eyes from coyotes..  3 pair in the field ahead, 3 pair to the woods on the right, 2 pair off to the woods on the left.

I built a forge on the side hill. I heated up a lawnmower blade with coal, and a hair dryer with a metal shroud on cold.  To make a machette. I shapped it later on bench grinder.
I wrote a lot of stories, and self-published my last one. it’s "the Hank Roman Story", and its for sale on Amazon.com
I started a t-shirt company using teaspring, but only ended up designing shirts for myself.
I roundhouse punched unbreakable glass, and broke my pinky knuckle it. I never got it fixed. Some time after It healed, I punched more unbreakable glass, and rebroke it. No medical care.. Natural healing both times.
I put a 4 inch lift kit on my Jeep. Control arms, Shocks, Springs, Pitman Arm, dropdown bracket, etc.
Ive been shocked by a 110 outlet. I held onto the 4 prongs of a Dryer or washer and plugged it in, getting shocked with 220. And still lived.
I can hold onto an electric horse fence indefinitely.
When I was a kid, my legs got wrapped up in loose electric fence. It felt like fire.
People don’t count when I do keg stands, cause I can go forever.

When I was 21, I was drinking half to a whole liter of Jose Cuervo straight, every night
The last two years I drank, I was killing 24+ Beast Ice every day.

Ive been chased out a parking lot in winter, by a plow truck, cause I was drifting the whole lot.
Ive drowned in misery and madness and am still kind to people that I don’t have to be.
I don’t punch down. Everyone ive ever fought was bigger than me.
Police brought me to Fox. When I was in a backroom by myself I found a cigarette in my pocket and lit and smoke it.

Ive been punched in the face etc 500+ times by angry women and haven't ever hit back. 
Ive been cheated on, beat and kicked around. But never out the door.
5 long horrible years of abuse and torment. 
Chrisy you-cant-spell-yo-name Cooper.. what a nasty trailerpark whore. Dirty scanky cum dumpster. I was 23, she was 5 years older than me, and had me taking care of her 3 kids, from 3 different fathers. 

My psych meds put me to sleep fast, so she took all my psych pills and flushed them down the toilet. I could hear the ping ping ping inside the pipes, when she flushed them down a second story toilet. I couldn't get more without a police report. So no way to get my meds replaced. I lost about 35 lbs in a month. From about 185 down.
I got my ex a New Shotgun. She turned around and gave it to her son, From her.
My Ex stole my doublebarrrel breakaway 100 shot BB gun and sold it.
I wanted to go home and drink, but my ex wouldn't let us leave. 5 beers later, we pass a cop, and she screams "Pull Him Over He's Drunk" I got a DWI that night. She got my truck put in her name after that, so we could get around. Got me a DWI and basiclly stole my truck.
Ive had 2 ex gfs, that I think have had an abortion. They never told me, because they knew I wouldn’t have let them do it. 
I paid over 300 for an engagement ring for my EX that she picked out. A while later I get my backpay for Disability, and all of a sudden she needs a new 400 dollar ring. That I had to pay for or be hurt until I did. 
She didn't want to fuck me, unless I was trying to move out. Just everyone else.
This is all Chrisy Cooper Demaroney. 
I did around 40 hours of work, painting and stuff and she just signed in and out and didnt do any work. Then she makes up a labor page with more hours than i worked. I did the whole thing, She did Nothing and my Moms like "I thought you would have worked harder Ian." And i cant say shit. 
Another Time I worked, and again she did nothing and put her hours down. She put mouse poison on the floor, where the dogs could find it and eat it. I had to have an emergency visit at the vet. I paid the Bill. And Did All the work. And she got paid and I made nothing.
I paid the down payment and security on a trailer. I told my ex I had to clean so I could get my money back. She smashed a large wall mirror on the bathroom wall so i would have to be done with cleanup, Not her money, she didn't care. She was just gonna keep breaking shit, so I couldnt get my security, and so we could leave. 
I had a picture of me fishing in the Daily Star. She saw the cutout on my wall, and stabbed my face up in the picture with a thumb tac.

I was in PA, where i was living for a summer. My Ex left me with no car, and took mine to NY, where she could fuck around. A Motorcycle crashed into my car she was driving. Then When i get an insurance check at my moms, my mom says "I'll take chrisy and your rent out" Then sent me the rest. Chrisy Wouldnt pay me back. She Smashed up my car, and made me pay her rent with my car repair money. Both of em working with each other against me.



I was roommates with a Hells Angel when I lived at the homeless shelter.
Ive let people shoot me in the stomach with my BB gun at least 3 times. Bare skin of course, Ive shot myself in the stomach a few times to try it out. (Also bareskin)
Ive peeled off leeches with my fingers
Ive killed two large pigs with my Knife. 
I'm not a hunter or farmer, so killing animals isnt a regular thing for me.
Ive come across an accident with a car and a deer. I checked on the guy, and the deer. Then cut the deer's throat with my belt knife.I killed two roosters and bagged em up with freezer bags.
I hit a deer with my Ford Ranger. I took it home, got the police to tag it, and bagged it up. 
Ive saved 4 snapping turtles from the sides of the road. 2 of em I set I the front seat and took em to water. +painted turtles too.
I saw a porcupine in the yard. I walked up and stood right next to it. It didn’t seam to care.
When I lived in PA, there was a black bear that came on the porch. I yelled at it and it ran off.