A long time ago i thought, “Is there a way for women to pee standing up?”

The Solution: A Female Urination Funnel.

The top of the funnel, made to fit a woman’s crotch,

with a bendable nozzle to point and pee out of.

Like many great ideas I’ve had, and failed to Trademark,

This is another I’ve seen advertised, (this one in a novelty Facebook picture).

Might want to wash the funnel after each use(or have your purse smell like pee),

and I wouldn’t suggest letting anyone else use your Urination Funnel (might get crabs),

Also, It probably should never be used for gasoline, (might burn when u pee).