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Small Clean-Coal engine for automobile. by Ian R. G. Shirm

  • Fourth Rewrite…

A furnace, where the vehicles engine and other (now rendered) obsolete, parts are.

Above the furnace a metal tank with water in it.

Between the furnace and the dashboard a firewall/heat shield. Built in blowers to push hot air away from the furnace.

Coal loaded into the furnace by a coal-feeding mechanism. (heat-resistant conveyor belt?)

Water drawn from a tank to refill the metal tank above the furnace.

Coal in furnace heats the water in the tank to a boil.

Pressurized steam powers ? cylinders for power.

Coal smoke goes up a tube and exhaust steam goes up another rube.

The smoke and steam both enter a tank, and mix.

The gasses in the tank are forced up/out a tube then down to a lower tank of *waste water. The *water level of the *waste water tank needs to be lower than the gasses tank, to pull the gas down and through the *waste water. (An example of this would be a bong).

The Steam and Smoke are combined with the waste water. That tank, which should be close to the furnace, will be heated by it and the steam will rise while the coal left overs remain.

The steam exits through an exhaust while the coal particles are fed along a pipe (steam powered track) close to either the furnace or exhaust.

The heat should dry the coal particles along the conveyor belt.

Dry, Coal particles put back into rotation on the coal-feeding-mechanism and reintroduced to the furnace. * Pieces too small (dust) exit with last stage steam exhaust.

NOTE: Maybie before water is reintroduced an Oil filter to suck any particles out and allow water to pass thru clean.

 

Fill up your tank from the hose and grab a bag of coal and down the road ya go.

 

Feedback would be appreciated.. I’d like to know if anyone thinks this would work.

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A jump-suit for a baby made from swiffer pads.

When they crawl around they’ll be cleaning the floor.

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A long time ago i thought, “Is there a way for women to pee standing up?”

The Solution: A Female Urination Funnel.

The top of the funnel, made to fit a woman’s crotch,

with a bendable nozzle to point and pee out of.

Like many great ideas I’ve had, and failed to Trademark,

This is another I’ve seen advertised, (this one in a novelty Facebook picture).

Might want to wash the funnel after each use(or have your purse smell like pee),

and I wouldn’t suggest letting anyone else use your Urination Funnel (might get crabs),

Also, It probably should never be used for gasoline, (might burn when u pee).

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Almost Free Air Conditioning/Heat

Pump pushing water up a pipe from a well.

Ed. Note: Water goes thru a filter so sediment isn’t as much of an issue.

Water reaches a spot where it branches off into two pipes.

Pipe a: For AC

Pipe b: For Heat

Controlled by a valve.

The cold well water from Pipe A will run into as much pipe running along the ceiling and walls as possible. The cold-underground-temp water fills the pipes in the home.

The cold water will exchange energy with the warm room air. The cold water will cool down the air, the warm air will heat the water in the pipes, and the room temp will drop.

When the water in the walls reaches a certain temp, its drained into underground 50-gallon drums.

Then it pulls cold water from the well again, and once the walls fill with well water,

it reintroduces the last batch (now in drums underground to start cooling), back into the well to cool-again.

Maybie a multi-stage drum system. So if there were three drums, the warm water would be sent to drum 3. It would draw water from drum 1 back into the well (the drum that’s had the longest time with water underground.) Then the water from drum 3, sent to drum 2, the water from drum 2 sent to drum one.

 

1) Sediment in the well could cause an issue if present.

2) Pipes made for heat transfer, should be made of a good heat/cold conducting metal.

*EDIT 11/25/17 (A durable thin plastic style piping might be more cost effective. Built to be tough but thin enough to easily transfer cold and warm temperatures. )

Pipe B could be used with a Hot Water heater, to have the warm water raise the temp of cold room air and vice versa.

3) Could probably use multi-stage water filters, and a way to introduce a cleaning agent into the system.

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[Knife Sheath with built in Knife Sharpener]

Seriously, how has this not been invented/patented/trademarked/put into production/advertised yet?

The title of this article pretty much says it all.. I got a machete from India, or at least a knock off.. Anyhow, It got me thinking as i was taping hinges on the side, to turn it into a side-to-side, back, belt-mounted sheath.. The blade bites into the sheath a bit if you don’t draw it the right way.. So it will naturally dull the blade over time.. So, what I’m gonna do is buy one of the V shape knife sharpeners, break it down to just that part, and replace the top of my sheath with it.. By now I’m sure you’ve figured the point of it.. Instead of the blade edge bitting into the metalish part of the top of the sheath, it will be sliding through the sharpener every time drawn, or sheathed.. Hence, Self-sharpening-Knife-Sheath..

 

If i wasn’t poor and unable to have this be my product for sale, i wouldn’t post this.. but poor and not gonna change, so here ya go..